Shaggy - Intoxication

The next album from the tongueless wonder.

Shaggy, born "Shag Gy" in 1977, was born with the rather unfortunate condition of having no tongue but this did not deter him from his dream of becoming a reggae rap star.
This new album does not falter from Shaggy's boombastic style and continues in the same track as his previous works.
Shaggy became a music sensation after quitting his previous job of private investigator with a team of youngsters and a dog, but gave it up when he found out that there was a far more successful dog and man investigation team.

Shaggy has been criticised as being the sole factor in the decline of literacy in the UK. I broke into the Daily Mail office and stole this article off the press.

"Shaggy is the sole factor in the decline of literacy in the UK"

I knew that this article would damage Shaggy's career, so I tore it up and threw it in the bin, because I wouldn't want Shaggy to be damaged in such a way.

Anyway, to the new album. Each song makes you feel like you are in a rap video and makes you want to pimp walk your way down the street, hi-fiveing people who are walking past and looking at women's bottoms.

The track "Wear Di-crown" is about the death of the former Princess of Wales and puts more evidence to the conspiracy that she was killed in a car crash.

All of the other songs are about money and hoes.

Listen to this song: Loud in a cool car.

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