Blonde Redhead - 23

This is the first album to be made by humans that have been made by robots.
The robots were put in charge of making humans that would play nice music. The robots were successful but they had a problem with the naming of the band. They were aware that a blonde lady would be perfect to front the band, but they had made the hair out of cheap iron, that had gone rusty. So they named the band Blonde Redhead, to try and confuse consumers into not hating the band for their ginger band member, not realising that people would enjoy a band with a sexy front lady, no matter what her hair colour.

The track "My impure hair" shows how the robots misunderstood the power of hair.

This album is...nice. There's nothing particularly wrong with it, it's just a bit boring with nothing really to capture your imagination, as you would expect from a band created by robots. It has it's merits, but I found that I had listened to the whole album, but couldn't really remember any of it. Maybe, the robots have included hidden messages inside the music to control our brains.

DO NOT BUY THIS ALBUM, IT CONTROLS YOUR BRAIN!

Although, it might be good to listen to this while trying to get to sleep, as it will help.

Listen to this album: In Bed
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